For krazycat

[vixalicious]

Just when you thought all the weirdos are gone from the internet...

A message I received on OKCupid:

"Hello,

You seem pretty cool. In fact, if you were any cooler, I'd let you pee in my mouth just so I could say I tasted it."


O_o

I mean, what seriously would be an appropriate response to this? Other than 'Fuck off'?

Comments

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

That kinda reminds me when Jake's character in "The Good Girl" enthusiastically said "I'd like to crack your head open and see what's inside!"

I suggest not answering this one and pretending it never happened! Unless you have any kinky fantasies you'd like to try that this guy might be into...lol!

Or maybe he was just trying to be "funny". :P

[vixalicious]

I'm sincerely hoping it was a bizarre brand of humor that I just don't get, but hey, I was raised not to tell watersports jokes until at least the third date.

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well, you were raised right!! :P