For krazycat

[vixalicious]

Just when you thought all the weirdos are gone from the internet...

A message I received on OKCupid:

"Hello,

You seem pretty cool. In fact, if you were any cooler, I'd let you pee in my mouth just so I could say I tasted it."


O_o

I mean, what seriously would be an appropriate response to this? Other than 'Fuck off'?

Comments

[sally-simpson76.livejournal.com]

awwwwww, who said romance was dead!!!

[vixalicious]

I nearly swooned.

[thescreamregime.livejournal.com]

Okay, good to know there are freakazoids on the straight sites too!

[vixalicious]

They're everywhere, man!

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

That kinda reminds me when Jake's character in "The Good Girl" enthusiastically said "I'd like to crack your head open and see what's inside!"

I suggest not answering this one and pretending it never happened! Unless you have any kinky fantasies you'd like to try that this guy might be into...lol!

Or maybe he was just trying to be "funny". :P

[vixalicious]

I'm sincerely hoping it was a bizarre brand of humor that I just don't get, but hey, I was raised not to tell watersports jokes until at least the third date.

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well, you were raised right!! :P

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

Oh, and crikey! I'm sorry, I've been having some health issues so I haven't been around much--I totally meant to write and thank you for that wonderful Valentine--I ran right over and put it on the fridge as soon as I got it...hee! What a cool idea! So THANK YOU very belatedly!!

[vixalicious]

Hee! You're welcome! I hope your health issues are being resolved *smooches*

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm doing better!

[mad4footie.livejournal.com]

I'm very glad to hear you're on the mend!

[talesinbloom.livejournal.com]

o.O

there are far too many freaks, and not nearly enough circuses. thatisall. or apparently not all as, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

*GLOMPS*

[vixalicious]

And you know I'm not without my own freakish tendencies, but even I have my limits.

*GLOMPSBACK*

[the-grapevine.livejournal.com]

I have never even heard of OKCupid, for one. But that comment is wrong on soooo very many levels.

[emorgens.livejournal.com]

The correct response would be:
I'd prefer to sh*t in your mouth instead? Would that be OK with you? Because after that, I'd trully know you were full of sh*t.

[shirecreature.livejournal.com]

The best response to that would be no response, and report it to the website as being inappropriate. I had a few of those kinds of emails too, it pissed me off (no pun intended)

hmm..

[namaste-atlanta.livejournal.com]

is it related to that movie that revolves around one disgusting joke - the aristocrats?