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Aug. 29th, 2008 05:12 am
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Insomnia sucks.

Date: 2008-08-29 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com
Once upon a time, many years ago, in a land far away from here, there was a boy called Ryan. Ryan was very pretty, he wore long dresses and quite often skipped through fields of dasies, singing to himself as he went.

"You must be very careful not to go too near the Big Bad Wentz," his mother warned him. "The Big Bad Wenz turns little boys like you into bad boys and your father and I are too busy being management consultants to the Royal Family to come and bail you out..."

Well, that was red rag to a bull as far as the pretty little boy Ryan was concerned. The next day he was walking through the field of daisies singing a song about fantastic posing greed when who should hear him? Well it was the Big Bad Wentz.

"Well hey pretty dude..." he smiled as he came over to Ryan.

"Dude? I'm not a dude, I'm a boy," Ryan didn't know what a dude was.

"Well hello boy, wanna suck some cock?"

Date: 2008-08-29 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com
"Such a cock?" Ryan was confused. "A cock? Why would I such a cock ... or a hen either? Are you mad?"

"Mad? I'm not mad, I'm the Big Bad Wentz..."

"Well you're not very big," Ryan rather liked the look of the Big Bad Wentz. "You've got pretty pictures on your skin, may I touch?" it was easy to see Ryan had been well brought up.

"Only if you sock my cock," the Big Bad Wentz undid his trousers and brought out his big bad cock.

"Heavens, now I see why the call you the Big Bad Wentz," Ryan dropped to his knees. "Why didn't you say you wanted me to suck your ding a ling?" he took the big bad cock in his mouth and slurped enthusiastically.

"nnnnnnngggggghhwhaaaaaaaaaaa...."

Date: 2008-08-29 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com
Little conversation ensued as Ryan was too busy sucking the Big Bad Wentz's ding a ling and the Big Bad Wentz was beyond speech.

"Mmmm," after swallowing an inordinate amount of come, Ryan stood up. "I think I'd like to do that again later," he undid his trousers. "Now I'm going to do you," it would appear that Ryan Ross was not as innocent as the Big Bad Wentz had thought, it might be true to say that Ryan was spinning him a line.

"Do what?"

"I'm going to fuck you now, Little Wentz, then I'm going to come home with you and you are going to be my bitch and from now on I will be referred to as the Big Bad RyRo."

Before Little Wentz could reply, Ryan dropped his pants and revealed the Monster Cock. Immediately Little Wentz took his clothes off and got down on to his hands and knee.s

"Fuck me hard Big Bad RyRo," he begged.

So Ryan Ross did and they both lived happily ever after...

THE END

Date: 2008-08-29 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com
Please excuse typos because I just typed this straight in and clearly didn't check as I am at th'office *g*

Date: 2008-08-29 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com
*g*I was trying to bore you but then I thought maybe you'd like a little fairy tale *hugs* Specially as I missed your birthday!

Date: 2008-08-29 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-hazed.livejournal.com
I was awake until midnight, then I had a big brandy and that knocked me out till about 4am, then I was tidying up until 6.45am when I fell into a deep sleep until 10am.

When I am working it is even worse!!

Is it stress with you too?

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