Meme time...

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...	leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will call	opheliaskiss
And the two of you will proceed to...	go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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The scary thing is I can actually see myself doing some of this :)