Hand Randomness

Why can't I go to the blessed airport without breaking a nail? Every damn time...

In other hand-related news, I've cut my right hand twice this week without noticing. The latest one (also an airport injury apparently) is on my fingertip, right on the pad, and it smarts.

Description Challenge!

It's Stroke-My-Ego Day!

No, really, I'm still trying to update my online personal ad. So pretend you just met this gorgeous, funny man and for some bizarre reason you don't want him for your own, and describe me to him! Come on folks, I need help!

/desperate