At the Car Wash...

[vixalicious]

What I have learned today: Jesus smells like lemon-lime.

No, seriously. They have a car freshener here that says 'Jesus' on it, and that's the flavor. Who makes these decisions? Why doesn't Jesus smell like... chocolate, or fish or something?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You'd think that Jesus would smell like lint.

[vixalicious]

OMG, you don't want to know how long it took me to get that. *feels blonde*

[davidmcd.livejournal.com]

In all fairness, I was going for the subtle approach. I thought about saying more, and thought, "Nah, this sounds so much more clever if I take the 'less is more' approach"

[vixalicious]

I'm a little sleep-deprived as well. I never do the weekend-workweek switch over very well. :)

[shirecreature.livejournal.com]

They're insane, everyone knows Jesus smells like sandalwood.

[vixalicious]

The thunk you just heard was me falling off my chair. :D