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vixalicious ([personal profile] vixalicious) wrote2003-07-13 12:25 am
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Arrrrrrgh, mateys! Yo-ho-ho!

*slugs bottle of rum and readusts eyepatch*
One eyepatch, looking quite cool. Two eyepatches, hello? What's going on here?

Sorry, couldn't resist the Eddie-link up...


Johnny Depp is the gayest, campest pirate I’ve ever seen. Did you notice him fondling the phallic-like grips of the boat wheel at the end? A movie made entirely to keep the LJ slash community going for years to come!

I really liked it, much better than I expected to when I first heard the concept (let’s take a Disney ride and turn it into a feature film). Johnny really is hilarious, and of course I am a huge fan of the eyeliner look. And Orli needs to do a comedy next – his impression of Cap’n Jack is one of the funniest bits of the movie.


I give it three out of five stars – which in my book means see it in the theatres, but realize that it’s entertainment rather than ground-breaking art.