Who he had a not-so-secret crush on for the first year, when he was nineteen and too young to know how things worked. Also, he would have been so, so faily at the interview thing - completely unable to pretend to be perfect and happy all the time. The label would have kicked him out, but he's so freaking talented and all the fourteen year old girls love him (because there is no universe where fourteen year old girls don't love Brendon Urie), so they just try to pass him off as the shy one.